i may or may not be watching the land before time
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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