we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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