How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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