hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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