i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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