his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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