I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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