Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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