Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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