Whod you bang
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We left an ass print on the piano.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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