uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
How's work?
Spinning.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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