If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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