All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
