He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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