I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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