and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My breath smells like gin and sadness
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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