question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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