we're blogging at a bar
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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