Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
