We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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