Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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