Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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