i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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