and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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