are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
only if we run a train.
done.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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