Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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