her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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