I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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