So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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