Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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