So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I love having hate sex.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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