NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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