I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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