fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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