I met the friendliest cop last night
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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