They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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