Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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