it wasn't lemon gatorade
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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