xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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