guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
