I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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