did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Randomize
