Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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