I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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