You're so nebulous sometimes
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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