Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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