Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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