How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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