Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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