I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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