Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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