I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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