You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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