she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Randomize