i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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