East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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