WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize