He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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